Jeremy Celestine Brightside, aka Quincy Sano

Another rejection. No sooner had he walked on the stage and said his first few words when a voice from the auditorium shouted "Enough, that'll do, Mister Brightside." Dismissed with a click of the fingers. Thirty-five years old and nothing but failure. he took a notebook from his pocket and scanned the catalogue of rejections. He made another entry: Part: Touchstone, As You Like It. Result: Rejected. He didn't like it one little bit.

from Patience, by Gilbert and Sullivan